How Many to Change a Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us … and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie - Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Rottweiler - Go ahead, make me!

Shih Tzu - Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants do it.

Lab - Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Pointer - I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound - It isn't moving, so who cares?

Aussie - Put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Old English Sheepdog - Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

(Excerpt from Companion Animal Program)

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